When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018
Get the bloopitty mug.Bastardization of "Whopper". Irish slang for incredibly excellent, or absolutely exemplary. Used primarily in the northern region of Dublin, often preceded by "bleeding".
That caramel sundae was bleeding blopper.
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Used in the conversations of pewdipie and jackscepticeye ,can be referred to as the language of the gods
by Garvthejackfan September 13, 2019
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by Bloap February 11, 2018
Get the Bloapy mug.A person addicted to Black Ops (BlOps). They are easily spotted by their greasy hair, bloodshot eyes and constant references to n00bs and being "1337".
Children: "Daddy, why is that guy passed out in that gutter over there?"
Father: "He's a Blopaholic kids. If all of the cool kids are doing BlOps, and they offer you it, just think of this man, and just say no."
Father: "He's a Blopaholic kids. If all of the cool kids are doing BlOps, and they offer you it, just think of this man, and just say no."
by Beardy Bender November 21, 2010
Get the Blopaholic mug.A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about
Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?
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