Blorft

a word created by Tina Fey: (adj.) completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine & reacting to the stress w/the torpor of a possum

Every time I take a test I am blorft.

by Madster57 May 12, 2011

Blorgus

That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.

Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.

by ZESTYG September 4, 2018

blort

The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.

This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!

by Bambooklyn June 15, 2009

blorky

The feeling that you get after eating a large amount of (usually) rich food.

I just ate that whole meatball sub... I feel so blorky right now. *urp*

by hystericblue42 July 4, 2010

Bloolb

Lots and lots of muffins

And you can add a little bit of pepper, and a little bit of pepper as well. That way you get a bloolb

by Chef Jonathon Lonathon November 27, 2022

Blorch

To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.

"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."

by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011

blorgenstein

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance

My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!

by mxb418 December 13, 2008