Blobing

a person who is lieing or not telling the truth

when your telling a story and your lieing i would say "STOP BLOBING"

by Blob Jawad December 12, 2008

blorping

When you hang out at your apartment cheerfully listening to 90s music while dancing and cleaning cat litter off the floor.

"perfect, I'm hungry too. I'll be there in 10 to 15 minutes after noon"
"OK! I'll be BLORPING around the house!"

by Trapper401 September 12, 2016

blorting

Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .

What are you blorting for ?

by Jesstet June 27, 2016

Blobbin

A cretin with a large superiority complex, unable to communicate with the opposite sex without experiencing involatile sexual arousal.

I can't believe you just jizzed on her, you're such a blobbin.

by silent but deadly June 20, 2012

BlobbinShglobin

A word said when shocked at a very peculiar thing.

Husband: Honey my parents are coming over in 3 hours.
Wife: Aaah the house is a mess BlobbinShglobin!!

by Anonymous Bitch👅😈 April 8, 2017

Blobbing

When come drips out of the vag after it has been filled

You haven't had sex in a while you shot so much come inside me I am blobbing now

by Markim May 10, 2018

Blorking

A mix of bluffing and working. When you're trying to look busy while not accomplishing anything.

Jim: Dude, I just blorked the entire time in the cure for cancer class.

Brian: Dude, I gotta work on my blorking skills, teacher caught me last class.

by willywonkaboi May 2, 2019