optic nerve blocking

To block someone or something from your field of vision, meaning to not hear or see that thing until requested off.

John:Did you see Lenny today?

Clint: Nah, I used my optic nerve blocking to ignore that loser!

by YOUR SQUIP May 5, 2019

Bloonkin

Similar to a blumpkin, except it means to receive a blow job while playing the internet game, Bloons.

"Emily I told you I didn't have time for sex, but I'll take a Bloonkin."

Jerry's Bloonkin was so good he beat level 100.

by CaddyDan February 18, 2009

Ice Blocking

Sledding for people who live where it doesn't snow. Most popular in California. Riding down a grassy hill, on a giant block of ice. Make sure there is a towel in between the ice the pants. Beware of "it looks like you just peed your pants" water marks. Comments may follow.

Ice Blocking is best to do at night because the level of bamfness increases.

I'm gonna take jordan ice blocking tonight on the golf course hills, it should be hella sweet.

by Jordynn March 1, 2008

blocking of speech

Anytime words, speech or information is banned or blocked from the general public. Blocked because they do not agree with your information. This is the complete opposite of freedom of speech. This does not include racist or slanderous remarks but patently legitamate and common knowledge that they are trying to debunk or discredit.

I wrote a great definition for patently, but since wikipedia, urbandictionary, and craigslist are patently run by disinformation fenatic's they dis-agreed with my definition and hence created a blocking of speech scenario.

by BobBreton March 20, 2006

Blocking my shine

To have a hater or haters steal your thunder/ halt your success

Damn Ryan you are blocking my shine

by Call meh woody June 5, 2014

Blinking trick

The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.

Person 1: How the fuck are you moving so fast?
Person 2: I'm just using the blinking trick dumbass

by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020

attention blocking

when somebody blocks you, then unblocks you, and then blocks you, and so on very rapidly so that the right side of your screen fills up with 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' etc.

often used by attention-seeking losers who want to make it very apparent that you know that they don't want to talk to them. of course, they are such idiots that they don't realise that this undermines the entire basis and point of blocking somebody.

'Oh, Chwist on a Cwucifix, he's attention blocking me again'
'How can you tell'

'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'

'Thats how.'

by fine_dine_decca August 12, 2009