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Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.
Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate
by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020
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Blonk

People with bias for a group of only 4 girls,they are stupid,lazy and delusional,attack other 3 memebers, Basically dogs that bark.
Eg. "Blonks are barking at Jennie"

"Blonks are complaining because Jisoo have

less line"

"Blonks hate Lisa"

"Rosé is getting attack by Blinks"
by ArealBlinks September 3, 2020
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Blonked

What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.
Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"
by molerat404 October 30, 2023
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Blonk

When a girl with a fantastic ass and boobs flaunts it and snaps it. Many times the girl will transport and snuggle with a fuck to kisses. She’s fucking bad.
by Tinda December 18, 2019
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Blonked

Blinking rapidly during intercourse
Simran: well we were having sex and I just started blonking, it was terrible
Emily: shit you blonked girl
by Nipple man August 21, 2013
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blonk

Blonk - Verb
To rob a bank, usually using guns or some other equipment and escaping utilising a well-placed car.
Criminal 1: Hey, wanna go blonk?
Criminal 2: Sure, blonking sounds great!
by Los Patatas April 2, 2022
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Blonk

A round and/or cute object or person.
That car has a lot of blonk!
by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021
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