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Closet Bronsexual 

An annoying NBA fanboy who secretly loves LeBron James but appears to be a LeBron hater for everyone else on the internet. They're Bronsexuals with retarded midset. Closet Bronsexuals are actively spouting non-sense LeBron stats or any LBJ career lows (from his rookie year up to his 8 point game) in any non-LBJ related topics. These fanboys literally fooled many NBA fans thinking that all LeBron Haters (LBJ fanboys who pretends to be LBJ Haters) are dumb
Notable Closet Bronsexuals

- Henry Rivera (active Closet Bronsexual)

- Jack Horford (Draymond Green dickrider from 2016-2018)

- AJ Walkin (2012-2018)

- Justin Miller (2017-201?)

blensexual 

To be only attracted to said Blen.
I'm definitely Blensexual, I only crave THAT ass.
blensexual by FabbuPika July 27, 2016

Bandsexual 

The sexual affiliation of members in a marching band whom ACT homosexual, but the person whom is bandsexual would never have the intent of doing anything sexual with another person of the same sex. Bandsexuality is usually affiliated with the tuba and drumline sections in marching bands; particularly marching bands in the Midwest United States, especially in Ohio. (NOTE: Persons whom are classified as bandsexual usually have a boy/girlfriend and have most likely had sex with the opposite gender.)
The bandsexual tuba player humped the percussionist.
Bandsexual by ohioan tuba January 29, 2007

Bronsexual 

A bandwagonging fan of Lebron James who can tell u the dumbest thing about basketball just to show a super defensive demeanor for Lebron.
The Philippines, Belgium and the Netherlands are home to a huge numbers of Bronsexuals accumulating as high as 94 percent. Calling Lebron "King" is also one of the ways Bronsexuals do to promote Lebron's legacy.
Notable bronsexuals:
SHANNON SHARPE

RYAN HOLLINS (Former NBA player)
KENDRICK PERKINS (Former NBA player)
TRAE YOUNG (Atlanta Hawks Guard)
KEVIN DE BRUYNE (Manchester City Midfielder)
RIHANNA
SKIP BAYLESS is a Closet Bronsexual
Bronsexual by Thomas Meunier November 21, 2020

Bandsexual 

Bandsexual Is Only Liking Guys That Are In A Band Or That Like Bands :D
Jen: Do U Like Justin Beiber
Becca: Nawl, Im Bandsexual. Im More Of A 1D Gurll
Bandsexual by Duck My Sick February 1, 2014

Blocksexual 

You like to fantasize about fucking dem good blocks.

Or creepers anything that is realated to a cube you get a boner
Yeah have you heard of Timmy he’s blocksexual.
A popular term in the game Minecraft
Blocksexual by Muhnimejeff March 9, 2018

bloomsexual 

Kind of likebi” but you like guys and one girl named “Rachel Bloom”
Hey sis what’s your sexuality?

Oh I put the B in LGBTQ

So you’re bisexual?

No I’m Bloomsexual
bloomsexual by hoeassvag October 23, 2019