blondesploitation

The 'stigmafication' and/or '-sploitation' of an entire genre of individuals (usually female) based solely on hair color and/or hue (the color and/or hue being of light, fair or 'Blonde in nature). Said individuals are generally noted as baing dumb, ditzy or even 'dingy' (just to name a few terms here) simply by their association with their hair color (being namely 'blonde') either by birth or dyed that way. Many would go so far as to assume that a blonde person(s) reading this definition would have no idea what the hell I'm talking about here or who it is this entry is intended to define.

"Does Halloween ever fall on Friday the 13th?'

Just repeating the above mentioned is a clear example of just the kind of rat bastard who's hell bent on blondsploitation and would stop at nothing to give them a spot on his (or her) cable access TV show.

The blonde joke I heard at the Star Trek convention is just another lame example of blondesploitation.

by Pauliapalooza December 7, 2006

Blondie

A nickname for people who are well noticed for their blonde hair. Does not apply to white or black people, only to those who are noticeably blonde. Usually for women, but can also apply to men.

Sometimes 'blondie' is associated with a strong-willed confident person with blonde hair.

Not to be mistaken for 'blonde' or 'barbie'.
Often seen as an insult, but only when intended to be.

1. Hey Blondie, pass the soda?
2. Blondie's got attitude.
3. Move over blondie!

by overhill May 13, 2009

Blondie

1. A blonde person.
2. A band famous for "Heart Of Glass" and "Call Me"

blondie

by Harry Nutts September 17, 2012

blondie

the name of Clint Eastwood's character in the best movie of time The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

go watch AMC on the TV

by me January 23, 2005

Secret blondie.

When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)

Girl: "I'm busted."

Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"

Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."

by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 17, 2009

Blondie in a bottle

A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.

"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009

Blondier

When a blond haired individual has a blond moment, they have a lapse of intelligence which makes them appear dumber than usual

or

To dye one's hair a blonder shade of blonde, to go blondier

I can't wait to dye my hair even blondier

by Life/Death June 21, 2011