Blo-J Simpson

When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.

Dude i totally did a "Blo-J Simpson" last night

by J-Stoned69 February 24, 2011

Blojealous

(blah gel ous)When your significant other is jealous of the time you spend blogging or reading blogs.

What! Are you blogging again? Get off the computer and spend time with me.

Dude, seriously, stop being blojealous.

by Blogger71 October 22, 2011

blojie

A complex arrangement of emoticons, letters , symbols and numbers forming what resembles a blow job in a text message. Blojie

Him:8==✊==D~~😵
Her: omg is that a blojie

by Pistols September 19, 2016

Bloja

God Almighty

May u call Bloja to save the world?

by Blojet January 24, 2018

blöja

It stinks if you poop in it

I forgot My blöja

by Brezzley September 17, 2021

blojwg

Blojwg is a very cool person with great tiktok content <3

Blojwg is so cool 😎

by sun.drenched.days September 8, 2021

Blojo

While you’re on a date at Shakey’s and your date gives you a blowjob under the table with a mouthful of mojo potatoes.

Dude, I took her to Shakey’s and she gave me a blojo right there under the table!

by Cidal13 January 3, 2022