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blotation

When you are so constipated you are bloated.
I feel really blotation because I haven't pooded in a while.
by Blotation4lyfe August 18, 2017
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blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take it from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).
Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!

Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!
by LDL1 September 22, 2016
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Blocation

A blowjob. The complete renaming and rebranding of the word blowjob to take the act of fellatio from a negative deragatory term (job or work) to a positive and enjoyable experience (a vacation).
Woman 1: My husband wanted a damn blowjob lastnight. I was tired and it's always so much work!
Woman 2: You have to change your entire attitude. I love giving my husband a blocation!
by LDL1 September 19, 2016
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Bloation

To eat and drink in excess so much on vacation that your stomach gets bloated..
Dude, I ate and drank so much on the first day of vacation that I got “bloation”…..
by Marcdfordeath007 June 17, 2021
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Begathon

Repeatedly asking for sex in a pleading manner and being rejected.
My girlfriend wouldn't give me any snatch and I was super horny, so I proceeded into a begathon. " Please bitch, please give me some pooter!"
by Amawee May 31, 2018
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Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.
I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.
by Willy wonkdick July 15, 2015
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bogatron

An addition to the common slang for toilet 'bog.' Everyone knows that names sound better with 'atron' on the end. I was in a pub and thought that this name would be a good idea, commonly used by myself and worshippers of me (there aren't many). But please join the movement.
I'll be back in a minute, I need to visit the bogatron.
by Shaun Atkinson May 3, 2006
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