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bloitus

'Bloitus' describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). The term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.
First diner: "How's your chicken chasseur, Marcus?"
Second diner: "Mmmm . . . . bloitus!"
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Bloftus

A fellatio experience from a transexual hooker that you have beaten and placed unconscious into your cab.
Thanks for the bloftus brah!
by yarpidge June 22, 2011
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Bloptuse

The definition of bloptuse is that one does not understand what bloptuse means, and if one does understand they no longer need to to know what bloptuse means
The definition of bloptuse is that one does not understand what bloptuse means, and if one does understand they no longer need to to know what bloptuse means
by Bloptoose June 19, 2018
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Bloatosexual

A man that is extremely homosexual, while also being bloated.
Yo Scott, Rich is a bloatosexual.
by Shepstein October 30, 2021
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Blotus

The name given to hot and sexy sorority girls
“Woah, did you see that Blotus who walked by the engineering department today?”
“Yeah, she’s also in a bunch of the university ads!”
by Blotuga September 2, 2022
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bloatisinal

an adjective to describe a fat cunt at your school and is the embodiment of the word “obese fuck” #OBCD

try not to have a heart attack you fatty mc fat fat.
person 1 - ‘omg did you see that faith is looking so bloatisinal today’
person 2 - ‘bloatisinal?’
person 1 - ‘it means she’s so fat i’m surprised she’s no dead from the amount of food she stuffs in her fat mouth. it means she’s so fat i’m surprised the floors not broken yet. it means she’s so fat her rolls have there own heartbeats
person 2 - ‘yh she’s so bloatisinal and she smells like back earings HAHAHAHAHAHSH’
by munching lunch April 17, 2024
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Boatussy

The drain plug when u shove your fingers good and up there and have to “unclog its pipes” to let the filling out and make it rain
Can you unclog my boatussy? It has to get loose before the storm. Can’t let this bitch overflow, let her climax/flow.
by Oomussy May 24, 2025
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