Blitzing the A gap

Slang term for Anal Sex. In the sport American Football, blitzing the A gap means to send in a defensive player, almost always a linebacker, through the small space between the center and the left or right guard.

If someone hears you mention blitzing the A gap and assumes it's dirty slang, chances are you can convince them that you're talking about football.

Man, that linebacker sure can blitz the A gap of that offense.

Damn, she's got a nice ass. I wouldn't mind blitzing the A gap.

by Blitz her right in the A-Gap July 10, 2015

Bowl blitz shit

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop

Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit

by LardBouye December 15, 2016

amish blitzkrieg

A three person maneuver where one person uses an upside down pitchfork to churn butter in someone's ass, while a third wears a Hitler stache and slaps them with bratwursts.

Ishmael and Günter gave me a wild amish blitzkrieg last Thursday.

by Drunkle Steve October 25, 2017

Ballroom Blitz

1.Song by Glam rock band Sweet, it has been covered several times but most notable by punk band The Damned.

2.Cockney Rhyming Slang for tits.

see also: Blitzkrieg Bop

And the man at the back said Everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz

Ballroom Blitz.

by go20orange April 17, 2006

Blitzkrieg Poop

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.

Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.

by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007

Blitz Text

The texting of a message to one person by 3 or more people simultaneously en masse. The contents of the text are typically vulgar or shocking, with the intent of eliciting a response. This technique is often used to impose a feeling of guilt on the text recipient.

Gareth just bailed on dinner tonight.

Damn, lets all blitz text him and maybe we can get his ass out of bed!

by cgibbs87 November 14, 2010

blitzpencil

the extremely intense sport of using a pencil to type words out on a keyboard.

(IS NOT EASY, REQUIRES PRACTICE AND PATIENCE)

"hey have you ever played blitzpencil?"
"actually i'm going to compete in the olympics this year hbu?"

by guccigang69 February 18, 2018