Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.

ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011

Lithuanian people

proud people that think they are better than anyone else

and believe that Irish people suck

Lithuanian people will get your phone number even when you didn't ask them

by Special child15 November 11, 2021

Lithuanian Beltbuckle

when a man's load lands under the wasteband of his pants and dries, thus acting as an upholding force to the trousers, hence the term "beltbuckle".

wheres my belt? Ah fuck it, i'll just let my load land hear and shazaam, i got a Lithuanian beltbuckle.

by cragmont belpipe August 14, 2008

Lithuanian Doughnut

The act of forcibly feeding a person to such an extent, that excretion is inevitable. The catch, however, is that prior to them defacating, you force their face upon their own rectum thus enabling them to consume their own feces. The Lithuanian doughnut is essentially a solo human centipede.

“Yo ur bacc ok fam?”
“Im in pain, but I really don’t mind. The Lithuanian doughnut was a worthwhile treat!”

by TheAguirres November 17, 2018

Lithuanian

The language spoken in Lithuania, it is one of the 2 surviving Baltic languages. Lithuanian is known for being very hard to learn, with 7 cases, and in some dialects even 9 or more.

-That guy speaks Lithuanian
-How many decades was he learning it?!

by ignasvas July 30, 2017

Lithuanian Mountain Pie Smash

The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.

Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.

by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011

Lithuanian

A Northern European language that sounds like if a Latvian got their vocal chords ripped out then got a transplant from a Russian person who was drunk

Lithuanian low-key dosent make any sense

by iliterallycannotthinkofaname April 6, 2020