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by someone with a P<3 October 22, 2020

Blindingly Obvious

An adjective describing something that is so plain to see that it is easily overlooked.

Note: Not to be confused with someone who's obviously blind

Foolish guy: "How the hell did you miss that? It was so obvious!"

Cool, wise guy: "Yes, blindingly obvious"

by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006

Blinding

blinding-as in it is so spectacular -like a star or the sun

'That film was blinding'

by joeydelight February 22, 2010

Blinking Yappingly

To blink yappingly you must blink over five hundred times in one minute, or else you have not successfully blinked yappingly

Conner Paul Beaty : Kyle was Blinking Yappingly

John Carlson : Yeah I saw Kyle Blinking Yappingly today more then usual

Conner Paul Beaty : Yes it was quite strange seeing him blink so yappingly

by gabeslawncare April 13, 2022

blinking

A British epithet. Usually pronounced blinkin'.

JP: "I was trying to make you smile the other night and you wouldn't smile! I wanted to slap your face!

Me: (thinking) You just try to slap my face and see what happens! I will knock your blinking block off!

by Hallie Corson October 5, 2004

binning

'Binning' is the art of leaning a bin on the outside of an inward opening door. The bin must be placed at a certain angle so that when the door is opened the bin will fall and create a startling noise and a characteristic *bang*, the decibal output of which depends on the material the bin is constructed of. This technique of 'Binning' was invented and developed by the now legendary UK STEALTH BINNING CORP®. The idea behind the prank is that whoever falls victim to a 'Binning' cannot punish those involved as they will have dispersed to an appropriate rendezvous point thus being able to deny any involvement in the binning incident. Different binning techniques show different levels of respect. A tall metal bin is the most lethal as this disperses the most rubbish and creates the most startling noise. A plastic bin with a bin bag should not disperse much rubbish therefore being less problomatic for the victim (a sign that you respect the victim more than the victim of a metal binning). Other materials have not yet been field tested but are currently under development. These include the Mk2 Metal Bin Stack and the Wooden Laundry Bin but information on these techniques will not be released until they have been adequatly tested. The art of binning was created as a action of jest which entailed a bin being placed against a toilet cubical door so after "unleashing their load" would have a bin fall down, but the art was soon lost and never used again. It was later rediscovered a month later and was deployed as a method of punishment to reap revenge on Mr Boyce (A skanky, sweaty, bearded, fat cunt). The most dangerous binning that ever transpired was a 'wheely bin' of which was set on fire and then placed against the door of somebodies place of residence in the middle of the night.
That, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls is the art or binning. Thanks for reading.

Imagine...
Your a teacher in your class. Your alone finishing some paperwork. The bell goes for lunchtime. You hear the occasional group of youths run past shouting but other than that its fairly quiet. About ten minutes into break, you hear a rustle at your closed door. You think nothing of it and carry on working. But then just 10 seconds after, theres a knock at the door. You hoist yourself up and walk over to the door. As you get to the door your sixth sense kicks in and you know somethings wrong. If it was a teacher they would've walked straight in after knocking. So you figure it must be a student. You gather up your teachers authority, rise up on your heels to look taller and open the door to confront whoever is on the other side. Then, out of nowhere...

A FUCKING BIN FALLS DOWN... RUBBISH FLYS EVERYWHERE. THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE CLASSROOM BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND YOU FEEL SO INCEDIBLY SMALL COMPARED TO THE POWERFUL BIN THAT JUST FELL BY YOUR FEET!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, the art, of DOOR BINNING!!! *takes a bow, bins a door*

(additional notes: use a metal bin not a plastic one as it makes a louder bang and you can hear it further down the corridor if you have to make a quick getaway.)

assistance...if caught setting up a bin, simply say you were moving it to a more appropriate location, if your caught by a door thats about to be binned, say your testing some physics and the pattern of gravity then to add insult to injury, knock on the door to prove that gravity exists then for that added thrill RUN AWAY.

by Chairman of UK STEALTH BINNING CORP® May 21, 2006

Loud Blinking

A normal person blinking and high people can hear it, so they freak the hell out.

Person: *'loudly' blinks*
High Person 1: OMG I HEARD SOMEONE BLINK

High Person 1: WHO WAS IT
High Person 2: HOLY SHIT

High Person 2: *mind fucking blown*
High Person 3: wHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS WHERE PEOPLE BLINK LOUDLY?!

High Person 2: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
High Person 4: I HEARD BLINKING 8:05 PM
Person: *confused Loud Blinking* 8:05 PM
Everyone Else: *CONTINUES TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT-*

by tHATONEPERSONTHATLIKEPIE February 14, 2015