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Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.
Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
by that engel guy March 21, 2012
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blinding stupidity

Your blinding stupidity never ceases to amaze me...
by _ June 2, 2004
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Blinding lights lyrics

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I can never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
Guy1: “Hey what are the blinding lights lyrics?”
Guy2: “I don’t know let’s look at them on the urban dictionary.”
by Xirock October 9, 2023
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Blinding Whities

The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.
Sorry boss, can't get there. Had a dodgy, Got the blinding whities.
by halfpie December 5, 2019
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blinging

adj: 1. flashy, ostentatious, attratcing attention. 2. to become erect sexually
1. Chico was blinging when he stolled up in the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.
by Dee November 11, 2003
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blindingrep

a famous tweeter who's known for copy and pasta
not @blindingrep copying my tweet again
by someone with a P<3 October 22, 2020
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Blindingly Obvious

An adjective describing something that is so plain to see that it is easily overlooked.

Note: Not to be confused with someone who's obviously blind
Foolish guy: "How the hell did you miss that? It was so obvious!"

Cool, wise guy: "Yes, blindingly obvious"
by Jonathan Englefield July 11, 2006
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