man bling

any stuff which a man considers valuable

man bling: noun: car stuff, tools, computer stuff

by chief wahoo December 26, 2005

Poor Man's Bling

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.

1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."

by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010

Dead Man’s Bling

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member

Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018

Blindman River

place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.

Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.

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I need a macrame bag for my lap-top. Let's stop into Blindman River.

Why not wait until Friday?

by gnostic1 August 7, 2012

blindmans bomb

when you jerk off into a condom, then, while its still on, piss into it, then tie it off like a waterballoon, and throw it on someone's car

Hey man, I was so drunk last night I hit Jamie's car with a blindmans bomb!

by Das Fuhr December 24, 2008

blindmans buff

A game in which everyone puts on a blindfold, gets naked, and then feels around for the partner they "feel" would be most suitable.

Let's play "blindmans buff".

by Sammy99 October 26, 2011