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God Bless You

After cumming in a person's mouth, you hit them in the back of the head or make them laugh and it will come out their nose. Also see the Dragon's Breath.
Rob gave Sarah a God Bless You and a kleenex.
by Tyler Stebbins July 20, 2006
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Blanket Bless You

A Blanket Bless You is given to a person who is constantly sneezing - and covers the entire day, so that you don't have to keep saying "bless you" every twenty-seven seconds.
My mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much I finally issued a Blanket Bless You.
by Kalisiin April 25, 2014
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bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face
my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face
by Joe April 23, 2005
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bless you dick

when your dick cums and releases the cum
i said "bless you dick" when i cummed
by dickey March 17, 2005
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Bless you child

" Your cute" / childish mostly used on girls

Invented by Zarn Murphy
When she makes a fool of herself

"Bless you child "
by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020
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bless you

Said to a person who has just sneezed.
Bless you, Jack
by Debskelly1985 June 27, 2025
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selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.
"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."
by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014
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