Fresh Blend

A "Fresh Blend" is a recently acquired new short hair cut. It is called a fresh blend because it it has been styled to perfection by a skilled hairdresser, and combined with a shave, gives you an attractive fresh look to your old scraggly long styled you had before.

Jerome: Hey dude, have you done something with your hair?
Imran: Yeah blud, I got a fresh blend at the weekend man.

by PrimeOne February 11, 2013

blindshitted

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

by Lita505 July 8, 2012

anger bleeds

When you get so angry, you summon the demon known as your period. This, in return, makes you more angry so you lose your cool in Walmart, and then a Walmart employee apologizes for your shitty day. To avoid the anger bleeds, smoke a fuckton of weed.

Rae: I was so pissed that I started my period

Brooke:you done got the anger bleeds.

Rae:Hold me

by Rae$ April 6, 2017

Nigga Cock Blender

When a nigga sticks his penis in a blender. This message was brought to you by today is cluless#0666.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE TYRONE DO A NIGGA COCK BLENDER

by Today is clueless March 26, 2020

Blandsome

Good looking, but you would lose him in a crowd.

While generally attractive, being a trendvestite, he was utterly blandsome.

by Gayle Hurmuses February 23, 2008

Blender shits

1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.

2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.

That Chinese food did work on my stomach. Got the worst blender shits I've ever had.

by Nazultan October 1, 2010

Marlboro BLEND No.27

SMOOTH-RICH-MELLOW
The best cigarette out there.

-Can I trade you a Camel Light for a Marlboro BLEND No.27.
-No. I don't want that shit.

by 27 July 28, 2008