blender bitch

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.

I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.

by Pretty gang clitz July 1, 2016

boo boo blender

The act of forcefully shoving your face in a blender to end your life because you turned on the television and accidentally stumbled across the monstrosity that is Honey Boo Boo

R.I.P Tyler. He couldn't handle what he saw. He performed the Boo Boo Blender

by TylerOh666 February 16, 2015

Blenderbus

A blenderbus is an imaginary place were things that are utter crap, ie small breasts, are metaphorically put. It is usually used as a sudden exclaimation when annoyed by something.

My little cock in a blenderbus!

by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

Serbian Flesh Blender

The Serbian Flesh Blender is renowned as the dirtiest move in the book worldwide, the sheer mention of the name is enough to curdle your brains. It incorporates the actions of stuffing your testicles and cock into either hole and spasming about randomly causing a stimulation unknown to mankind.

"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"

by StinkyBoy556 March 18, 2019

blended

to be high and drunk at the same time...feeling both of the effects combined perfectly.

Girl: Im so drunk
Boy: Im so high!
You: Im better then both of you....im blended

by xnjaax October 7, 2008

Gender Blender

(n) A social gathering of hermaphrodites.

James was dumbfounded and more than a little bit confused when he discovered that the party he was attending was a gender blender; every dude and every chick in the place looked like Rosie O'donnell.

by URallabunchofidiots July 6, 2018

Blender Whore

A blender that has been cut up and beaten severely after many years of blender sex.

"I don't have a Blender Whore."

by roflkangaroo July 5, 2009