Blåhaj

Blåhaj (read as Blew-high) is the superior shark plushie produced by swedish furniture company IKEA.

The Blåhaj is made of soft materials- no, hopes, dreams and happiness as it brings joy to everyone who sees it. It has recently become popular in the Trans and Femboy community, but it is a Shark plushie that can make everyone happy. And I do mean everyone.

The Blåhaj truly is a masterpiece of craftsmanship.

John: "Yo, Jack. Tony and I got Blåhajs for our silly little mental health."
Jack: "Those IKEA sharks? Sick."

by nickø. May 29, 2023

Blaeh

Deriving from both, this word merges the typical "blah" and "bleh" expressions used to describe a persons lack of interest, boredom, and/or "whatever" feeling. "Blaeh" can be used when messaging a friend to describe an unexcited feeling or when one has run out of things to say/ is bored enough to reduce his or herself to nonsensical words.

Girl: "lol"

Boy: ....

*Minutes later*

Boy: "blaeh"

Girl: "blaeh, haha, how was your day?"

Boy: "Blaeh"

Girl: "Why blaeh?"

Boy: "Well not much happened, and it was pretty boring"

by Ishnessbby November 3, 2010

blah me

A self-centered person

Roy: Man, I can't believe how much Belle could talk, she just got things to say on any possible subjects!

Jay: Yeah, she's a blah me.

Roy: Huh?

Jay: No matter what topics and how much she says, you can summarize all into two words, 'blah' and 'me'. Blah blah blah me me blah blah... She just needs your attention mate.

Roy: You're freaking right!

by tm annon December 15, 2010

Blahmy

It is a word that can either be cute of an insult. You call your mother that. (Slang for mommy)

My Blahmy is being so boring.

by ESBirdnerd October 15, 2020

Blåhaj shark

The superior shark plush that made by the Swedish company IKEA

Daughter: Momma buy me Blåhaj shark plush.

Mom: Sure hunn!

by Mayde- October 19, 2022

blahzayblah

a term used to skip past parts of a story that are not important

I met this chick at the bar you know blahzayblah and then I woke up with a really bad itch.

by auto irish May 17, 2006

Blahseph

A combination of "Blah" and "Broseph." Another term for "That sucks, bro."

"Yo, I just found out my girl has been cheating on me for the past 2 months."

"Blahseph."

by Daddie December 19, 2006