busturbation

The act of touching one's genitals on a public bus.

Dude, that homeless guy was practicing some serious busturbation in the seat next to me! SICK!!

by NuttyByNature2 July 21, 2010

bansturbation

The act of banning oneself.

Luuv likes to participate bansturbation.

by KL2789 October 10, 2007

basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

by snarkyken August 20, 2008

Plasturbation

the act of masturbating when you are drunk, or "plastured"

Bro that dude over there is in a gnarly plasturbation sesh.

by california bro February 26, 2011

Flasturbation

To fasturbate you must mastubate with your sweat, while you are in a constipated state. When you ask someone to flasturbate you should whip two fingers on your forehead and bow with your two fingers up so your ass is out so they understand you want to fasturbate

"I flasturbated so hard i tore my ass. But Alexis's flasturbation on my bed repaired my ass and i was for round two."

by He'll do March 25, 2017

lasturbation

The last time you masturbate to someone before you get over them.

Bartholomew: Nah, I'd never get back with Kelly, even if she begged me.
Reginald: Really, dude? You had so much thirst last week.
Bartholomew: I finally lasturbated and now I don't need her. I even think she's kinda gross!

Bob: Oh hi, Mark! What's with the new chick? How did you manage to get over Stacy?
Mark: Lasturbation is the way, man.
Bob: Teach me, master.

by legendsword2 July 9, 2018