Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid

An Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid is the proper term for a long, tedious task with little chance of completion. The term can be used by easily upset gamers in order to release any pent up rage while attempting a game with tedious or rage enducing tasks and mechanics, rather than spending their time freaking out with other series of expletives. The term originated from the youtuber Markiplier, while in 2015 playing the fourth installment of the wildly popular game series, Five Nights at Freddy's.

This is going to be an Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid of a game.

by But, fuck? November 30, 2017

Blasting For Gold

The act of nutting up a girls nostril when she is performing the act of felatio.

Tonya: God ever since I went blasting for gold my sinuses have been acting up
Steve: Yea sorry about that...(not)

by jdom1234 February 10, 2008

Blasting Taft

Slang term for masturbation.

He got caught blasting Taft in his bedroom.

by Joe Kalicki July 3, 2007

Clam Blasting

The act of utilizing your finger(s) to service (bang) a females vagina (clam)

He is clam blasting her under the dinner table in Penticton.

It can also be used as: He is blasting her clam under the dinner table in Penticton.

by PTownFV August 6, 2010

nigger blasting

The act of turning your speakers up to the point of blowing the speakers and eardrums.

Son, these are new speakers, don't go nigger blasting them.

by Donald Goode September 3, 2007

Goon Blasting

The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.

Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast

Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!

Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.

Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?

by dEdzilla September 25, 2014

blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

by kevinbeal December 14, 2015