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An unstoppable karate kid, revives himself with nutting , but must do it secretly, so the world can not see his revving powers. Likes to do big kicks in the air, his strongest attack is dad jokes, hes gay.
"Dude I did a Branton last night."
"Oh no what'd you do?"
"i"i was injured madly but i nutted and gained all strength back...that shit had range"
"what did you nut to."
"a dude humping a tree."
"isn't that a little gay."
"i like it gay.but don't worry its only gay if the nuts touch."
"Oh no what'd you do?"
"i"i was injured madly but i nutted and gained all strength back...that shit had range"
"what did you nut to."
"a dude humping a tree."
"isn't that a little gay."
"i like it gay.but don't worry its only gay if the nuts touch."
by Slutface_420 May 18, 2018
Get the Branton mug.A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Blaton's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Blaton's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Blaton's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. Very nice booty.
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Get the Blandon mug.The most legendary walk the earth. Has a massive cock from 12 to 99 feet. Is the smartest and sweetest man alive. Was killed by 2 eagles fucking on a rihno driving a jet ski on fire on land
by Beanerboi69420esketit May 31, 2018
Get the chill blinton mug.To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.
God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.
I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.
I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.
by john dicklicks April 18, 2010
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