by J-Frankz December 11, 2007
Get the bear-blasting mug.When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.
Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!
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When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.
The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.
by John Grossbard January 11, 2013
Get the Pikachu blasting mug.An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.
"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
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Get the Bear-Blasting mug.PLaying loud music so every one else can here while ear buds are still in ears and no one else wants to here
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