evan blankenstein

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017

Blankie

A small blaket that a child carries around with them, they usually get the blankie when they are born or very young

Awww... look at that kid with that blankie, how cute.

by Ooliealapooie Forinigaladine January 19, 2008

blacking off

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember

I walked in Matty O's room last night and he was blacking off

by State O State December 9, 2008

Postal Banking

Many countries currently offer banking with their local post offices.

This was already a thing in the United States from 1911 to 1967 when the US Post Office offered some basic banking and lending services.

Currently the US Post Office can only cash Treasury checks and issue money orders, but if Postal Banking returns, it would be a non profit banking option that provides a variety of banking and lending services.

If interest rates get capped at the proposed 15%, won’t banks just refuse to lend to new/high risk clients?

Probably, but Postal Banking is non profit and as such can offer low-cost low-dollar loans at rates that banks don’t want to.

by XDefineThingsX May 11, 2019

Blackinese

half black .. half chinese

by lee July 20, 2003

Clam Banking

Similar to clam baking, but instead of hot boxing your car or other small space (such as a shed, porta-potty, etc.), you and your friends haze up a small banking booth. Very illegal and extremely hard to pull off because you have to insert your own bank ID card to gain access to the booth, and because there is almost always a security camera in the booth. This only makes things more exciting, and is definitely something worth bragging about if you can pull it off somehow.

NOTE: It is not necessary to withdraw funds from your account while clam banking, but it can add some fun to your experience as you struggle to remember your password while smoke floats in front of your face.

The other day I was riding around with Johnny and two bitches and we were looking for a place to smoke. We saw a Bank of America booth in a parking lot and went clam banking. The booth was so smoked up we couldn't even see the security camera!

by Not That Khed April 20, 2011

Patrick Blankenship

A fun loving annoying guy that has a really big ego and his name means lil fish. Kows how to work in bed and cooks great. Has no money but treats the girl well. Will make other guys want him and girls fall at his feet. cant dance at all but will wiggle to im sexy and i know it!! Has the most amazingg green eyes that see in to your soul. all in all an incredible guy.

guy 1- did u see patrick Blankenship wiggle!
guy 2- yes man i cant beat patrick at wiggling
guy 1- he does turn me on.....
guy 2- damn it!

by sweet-oreoz15 March 25, 2012