blame it on the chair

when somebody farts, usually in school, and to avoid embarrassment, blames their chair for being 'squeaky'

*silence*
*child farts*
*everyone looks round*
*thinks to self...blame it on the chair!*
uhhh...it wasn't me...i think my chair is a bit squeaky...

by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010

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by BlazexApex March 10, 2020

the blame game

It's accusations exchanged among people who refuse to accept sole responsibility for some undesirable event - both in daily conversations as well as discussions regarding sports, politics, etc.
It can be a way to avoid shame, distrust or minor sentiments of agony.

Person A: "Why did you eat my lunch?"
Person B: "I didn't do it - (Person C) did it!"
Person C: "No I didn't - You ate his lunch right in front of me!"
Person A: "Come on (Person B), don't play the blame game".

by Jens4805 September 18, 2013

blameless

somebody that holds the persona of "not being of blame" ,when infact they are the instigator that has manufactured the whole debacle.

Weak manipulation.

somebody that informs the boss that the coffee,(etc) has been stolen, when they themselves are the thief.

Therefore they are "blameless"

by westaussie June 22, 2009

Blamestorming

Business meetings that devolve into finding fault for why projects have gone wrong, rather than looking for successful results. This is also known as postmortem.

After four months of secret meetings and public blamestorming, the Legislature will adjourn, having done some favors for powerful special interests and approved a budget that spends hundreds of millions of dollars more than the state will take in.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

Blame your ISP

The retort most skilled game players will make at Neophytes when they lapse into a screaming fit of rage and/or noobish comments.

Quaker1: Whoa. I totally aced that railgun shot.
qU4k3R: OMG LAG/H4X/Bad Connection/ectect
Quaker1: Sure, Sure, Blame your ISP.

by The Pace October 2, 2006

plug and blame

When you take a shit and plug the toilet, then come out and state, "Somebody plugged the toilet."

John had to poop real bad while he was at work. He ran to the office restroom and let it go. It was such a relief to let it all out, it gave him a case of the hungry shits. It also packed the toilet. When John went to flush, it didn't go down. John was in a dilemma, so he snuck out of the toilet real quick and ran to find the janitor. "Hey, Ed," John said to the janitor, "somebody plugged the toilet."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018