blaspheme

The name given to those bourne of the fashion gods.

Blaspheme was bourne when ye' gods of the old gave mankind fashion.

by Stefan Platz August 6, 2007

double blasphemy

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.

Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)

by Thompson Hardman January 13, 2009

Blasphemaster

1. A contraction of "Blasphemy" and "Master". A master of Blasphemy.
2. One who spites religion often.

George: Man, we sure are blasphemasters!
Cary: here's that NIN cd you wanted.

by George Kerrigan September 22, 2005

Blasphemy

Bullshit, untrue

guy:Hello kitty sucks

Girl: Blasphemy

by KDonz September 4, 2010

blasphemistic

to utterly insult in a repulsive manner

kayne west abrupted a blasphemistic statement bout politics, by saying: George bush is a racist.

by jewsh September 20, 2009

blasphememe

A meme (a bit of visual internet wit) that might be considered sacrilegious (mocking or otherwise disrespectful of gods or holy things). An irreverently funny (or cleverly observational) internet image.

Did you see that picture of a Jesus statue captioned "Medusa: 1 Jesus: 0"? That is one goddamned funny blasphememe--emphasis on the goddamned.

Lol. Yeah. Check out the Big Lebowski's Jesus polishing his ball at the Last Supper. Sometimes the best blasphememe is an animated gif.

by joelmw September 26, 2018

Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.

After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?

by Tadalafil September 14, 2010