Your ass is the blackest

This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.

Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."

by The_Overman September 8, 2007

Blackitude

The identical personality traits surrounding inner-city black women who throw insults back on others as self defense mechanisms resulting from not having a father during her childhood.

Dog-woof woof!!

Woman with blackitude- Yo shu da fuck up dawg you don't even know me!

Dog- arf?

by KeithStone89 November 12, 2010

blackest way to die

When someone twerks so hard that their weave falls off, they slip on it, snap their neck and die

OH NO CHARLIE DONT TWERK! IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO SUFFER THE BLACKEST WAY TO DIE

ay yo niglet I hope miley cyrus suffers the blackest way to die

by SenorAndo June 19, 2014

blacklish

A form of English, spoken by black people. Black people tend to slip up in their speech, usually when angered, to a language that can not be easily understood. This type of language is found most often in black females.

Example 1:

Laquandah: You'z a big fat ugly bitch!
Shaniquah: What chu talkin' bout' I'ma beat yo black ass mothwerhs fuckajlk lkjasdo youiasd sdtusdpid biothviuhch the point where English turns into Blacklish.

Example 2:
Just listen to a Missy Elliot song.

by not a rascist person March 26, 2008

Blackfeet

A Native American tribe that once was (and still is) very powerful and insightful. They have four reservations currently in the U.S. and Canada. One reservation is located in Browning, Montana and is the most beautiful place on the planet. The other three are located in Saskatchewan, Canada. The Blackfeet are very proud and very funny. And, it would be best if you didn't get in a fight with a member of the tribe (trust me).

Stereotypical white guy: so, like, are you a Blackfoot?

Stereotypical Blackfeet guy: fuck, no, you fucking idiot. I'm BlackFEET. FEET! Now get the hell away from me, dipshit, or you won't live to see tomorrow!

by Blackfeet Bitch!! April 25, 2011

blackpostrophe

An often unnecessary apostrophe found in the given name of a person typically of African descent.

Damn Asia'h, why'd yo momma give you dat blackpostrophe in your name?

by Rytarn March 5, 2008

blackastrophe

1: When a large group of black people (not the good kind, the loud obnoxious kind) move into your neighborhood.

2: When you move into an all-black neighborhood.

Its just NOT good either way... 0_o

I moved from my home town to a new neighborhood. Normally, I dont care about moving.

...until I realize I'm the only white kid in the new area.

"omg mom its a blackastrophe!!"

by Sum_random_guy June 23, 2012