blackmail

Mail for black people.

A mail addressed to someone who is black is called blackmail.

by downloader676 May 14, 2011

Blackmail the world into tickling the universe

1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.

"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"

by Mourning Star May 1, 2006

blackephile

anyone one or thing that preys on the innocence of African American's by smearing grape jelly on their private parts.

Darrington was raped by a guy who used jelly as lube is this man a blackephile.

by Cecil Williams October 30, 2007

BlackM$ail

Blackmail perpetrated by Microsoft, or a situation that appears to be blackmail somehow associated with M$.

Can you guess which major corporation has been accused of blackM$ailing schools?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Blackmail

To beat someone in any sort of athletic event

Man, he blackmailed me in that track & field race!

by hlposerpwner May 6, 2010

blackmail gang

a gang which has it's gang members be associated with blackmail and the art of it.

*In a large party for example*
I: hey timmy, remember when ---
T: ian shut up...
I: what? BLACKMAIL GANG . THAT'S WHY YOU...

The End.

by tyleiusthethird July 31, 2017

Blackmale

(v) to procreate as if one is a black male

"I want to blackmale you."
"He blackmaled me last night."

by baconbeerbacon January 23, 2014