token black guy

First person to die in every movie, usually in the first 5 minutes

Jefferson is dead!

by Me February 20, 2003

Favorite Black Guy

Everyone's Favorite Black Guy

Guy A: Hey who's your favorite person

Guy B: Obviously our Favorite Black Guy Malachi

Guy A: Yeah that's what's up!

by 🅱️⭕🆖 January 15, 2021

Some Black Guy at the Mall

Standard response given when one is asked where he/she obtained illegal mind-altering substances.

Officer: Where did you get the joint?

Hippie: "Well sir, I got it from Some Black guy at the mall!"

by djgumshoes June 25, 2009

local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".

"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

Big Black Guy

A guy who you look at and think "man that guys fucking big".

Although whilst using the term one must be looking at a black guy.

If using the term whilst looking at any other colored person or the user is by themselves their head will implode.

FYI: Common suicide method

That guy is a big black guy

by Lemon Haze August 17, 2019

old school black guy

Nothing really matches the coolness of an old school black guy, these are the ones who listen to Hendrix and are very against "The Man". Old old school black guys are equally cool, these are the ones who like old school jazz and are secretly against "The Man" even though their word for him was simply "Whitey". The uniform is usually sun glasses and a leather jacker and sometimes a black beret they were often members of the black panther party which was actually against bigotry rather than supportive at the time. Old old school black guys uniform will often include a corn cob pipe and straw hat.

Old old school black guy: I put on an act when I see Whitey just to humor his stupidity
OSBG: Right on

by Mister Pimpstick Price January 15, 2008

Token Black Guy

The one black guy in a group of white people who hangs out with them to make the white people look cool while in reality is with them so he can smash as many white girls as possible cuz we all know they give crazy blowjobs.

White Friend : OK ill see u tomorrow dawg! (Goes to give dap)
Token: Ok, (gives dap, walks away)
Token: I fucking hate these people! If i wasnt getting so much head i would snuff all these assoles!

by Tawan May 13, 2005