Twitter-Bitter

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.

1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.

by MoDacious-AltaLoma March 13, 2010

biter

copier, follower

She is such a biter, she totally copied my outfit.

by skandel0us August 7, 2003

Dan Bilzerian

Every teenage boy's answer to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

teacher: Tyrone, what do you want to be when you grow up?
tyrone: I wanna be Dan Bilzerian!!

by IceBane7 July 13, 2015

fart biter

An individual who must fart but is reluctant to do so, therefore tries to clench the sphincter in order to "bite" the fart off into smaller, less noticeable mini-farts.

The fart biter was desperately trying to escape the public eye so he could ease his smelly problem.

by jedi2169 March 26, 2008

Bitterlligerent

When one is both bitter or angry and belligerent or outwardly sour at the same time. It can be used to refer to either one's personality or actions in a present or past tense.

That girl was quite bitterlligerent and hostile last night.

That man gets very bitterlligerent when he drinks

by FreeRyderInc March 10, 2010

Jay Bilzerian

A fictional child I look up to every day of my life.

Damn, I wish I was Jay Bilzerian.

by lola ugfuglio scumpy February 18, 2021

white van bitter

A beer of unknown origin delivered in contravention of a licensee's contract with his approved suppliers, in the dead of night, by a white van.

This beer isn't Tetley's, I think it is White Van Bitter.

by Mad4MMR August 14, 2006