Bitchmobile

any car driven by someone who acts like a bitch, or the car isnt cool therefore making it a bitch

I guess we'll just have to take Chad's bitchmobile home

by niqqa4lyfe February 20, 2011

Bitchmobile

This is every normal girl's worst nightmare. The Bitchmobile an be found circling a park where lots of people go. They can be heard before they even turn the corner due to the shrieking and screeching laughter. Whenever they see a girl who is (shock, horror!)NOT wearing Prada or Chanel, they will immediatly slow down to about 10mph and make crude comments about the girl's clothing until they run out of stupid things to say and floor the car, just because they can. Whenever they see a girl who is in fact a lot prettier and wearing better clothes than them, they will all gawp out at her until they realise that their jaws have dropped, when they will rearrange their plastic little faces into dirty looks. When they see a hot boy, the car will be slowed and the occupants will flick their hair until they crash into a lamp post. When they see a boy that they will class as a dork, they will shout 'nerd' and scream with laughter at their one-dimensional wit. The bitchmobile is usually pink and convertable, and will have been bought by the main princess's daddy. Of course this is only temporary as the bitches have an exam tommorrow and all the time they were circling the park, they tod their parents they were studying. Hence the F and summer school. No more bitch-mobiling for the bitches! And lots more fun for the rest of us. Hooray!

Jas: Oh, no! I recognise that shrieking! IT'S THE BITCHMOBILE!

Tiffin: Wait, they just hit a lamp post. There's a jock behind us.

Jas: Haha! Rules!

by Tiffin December 28, 2005

Bitchnoring

When a women ignores perfectly good information provided by a man because, well, he's a man.

Ellen was bitchnoring me when I tried to explain how to change a tire.

by Id Molotov January 4, 2017

Bitchboozle

Another term for catfishing. The equivalent of being bamboozled by a bitch.

Joe: "Hey Franco, hows the online relationship with Martha?"
Franco: "Dude, I totally got bitchboozled!"

by revjar May 25, 2018

Bitchboozle

A term used to describe when a woman who uses a man for his money, fame, or otherwise. Literally to get bamboozled by a bitch.

Franco: "Hey, how's the tinder dating going with Martha?"
Joe: "Dude, she totally bitchboozled me!"

by revjar May 30, 2018

bitchoo-choo

Someone who is a bitch that needs to get the fuck on a train outta here.

That girl over there is a fucking Bitchoo-choo.

by goofy sex worker May 12, 2019

bitchkobab

A boy he that you want to put on a movable and eat the shit out of them

You are a bitchkobab

by The🐈‍⬛Slayer April 18, 2021