bitchnap

(noun) : a brief period of sleep that helps to remedy a cranky or bitchy mood, especially during the day

(intransitive verb) : to sleep briefly when one is in a bad mood

(noun): My cranky wife needs a bitchnap.

(intransitive verb): I'm going to bitchnap so that I'm not in such a bad mood when I wake up.

by vinnylove October 25, 2010

Bitchnest

A bitchnest is a collection of girls, usually teenagers or young adults, who are rude and spiteful and all around bitchy. It can also apply to groups that have both girls and guys.

"High school is filled with self-centered girls. What a bitchnest."

"That clique is such a bitchnest."

by Minty Blue March 9, 2013

Bitchism

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against Female Dogs that have sagging breasts after giving birth to one or more litter(s). The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism can be based on: (1) The belief that spayed Female Dogs , or Female Dogs with little or no breasts, are superior, or (2) Ignorance of the fact that sagging breasts are quite common for Female Dogs that have had one or more liters of puppies, and/or (3) Being a shallow, superficial human (dog lover or not).

Human 1: I can't stand being in the dog park when that dog is! I mean, like, look at the utters on that Bitch (Female Dog).

Human 2: Hating on a dog for having a litter of puppies is total Bitchism, you shallow Bitch.

by GC Dudeist March 14, 2019

bitchnigger

A word often used in online gaming, especially Call of Duty 4, to describe a player that either:
1. Sucks
2. Plays like a bitch or
3. Plays like a nigger (meaning they cheat)

"Dude a guy on my own team just shot me, what a bitchnigger!!"

by Chris blkadfnlafn June 26, 2008

bitchfist

a guy or girl who hits like a bitch or an insult that someone is a bitch

that guy is such a bitchfist
man he or she hits like a bitchfist

by anonomous May 31, 2004

bitchfist

1. A guy who hits like a woman.
2. To hit something/someone like a woman.

Mike bitchfisted his PC too much, and now it doesn't work.

by plopomatic January 31, 2008

Bitchisity

The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.

The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.

High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad

"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."

"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."

"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."

"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."

by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010