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Bitchface

When someone's or something's face is so utterly hilarious and you're speechless, simply say this.
*Looks at Trollface*

....Fucking Bitchface
by Carl's Keenis December 21, 2010
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BitchFace

A girl, usually goes by the name of Hilary, who is a total bitch to everyone she encounters and has no problem showing with her facial expression.
There was this girl at the party who was a total bitchface.
by cheeeeeesey13 November 1, 2010
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Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015
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bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.
by jpsi June 11, 2006
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Señor Bitchface

Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).

Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).

Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.

Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).

Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".
Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).
by Barcelista June 15, 2010
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Bitchface Mcjiggles

an odd name given to a person (preferably a friend with whom you can joke around with) when they are being totally obnoxious or...a bitch
Bill: ABOOGABOOGABOOGA
Bob: stfu you bitchface mcjiggles
Bill: ahaha. ok, fine.
by JewC May 17, 2008
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Princess Bitchface

When someone, a girl or guy, gets offended with another and then makes a huge issue out of it and tells everyone except the person who they're angry/upset with. This syndrome can last for months at a time and is usually followed by some narcissistic excuse for the drama and a proverbial eulogy of a conversation dealing with the relationship between the two parties.
"OMFG kayleigh said all that about me?!! When and why?

"Well, she's mad about that thing you did last summer."

"ITS MOTHER FUCKING MAY NOW! WHY DIDNT SHE JUST TALK TO ME?"

"idk man. She's just being princess bitchface about it."
by PRINCSS_XENAXXX April 26, 2014
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