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Mom's Bitch
A word describing usually a fat slob who gets treated like a special person because their mother feeds them too much and praises them when they've done something small.
Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.
It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.
If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.
It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.
If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Thomas: Mom I uh.. I think my girlfriend and I need more privacy. She thinks you're intruding and invading our privacy.
Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!
Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!
Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!
Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!
Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!
Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!
Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
Mom's Bitch by tsunbot November 3, 2010
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Hillary's Bitch by jpchavez January 13, 2009
Niner's Bitch
An extreme fan of a football team, in this case, the 49ers. The difference between a Niner's bitch and a Niner's fan is that a Niner's bitch thinks his team is a lot better than it is, while a Niner's fan accepts that the Niner's do in fact, suck dick.
Kevin: That faggot Parsa is such a niner's bitch.
Michael: Seriously, I can't believe he bet you $20 the Niner's would make the playoffs.
Parsa: THE NINER'S ARE GONNA GO 13-3 THIS YEAR AND YOURE GONNA OWE ME A FRANK GORE JERSEY YYOU FUCKING EAGLES BITTTCHH.
Michael: Seriously, I can't believe he bet you $20 the Niner's would make the playoffs.
Parsa: THE NINER'S ARE GONNA GO 13-3 THIS YEAR AND YOURE GONNA OWE ME A FRANK GORE JERSEY YYOU FUCKING EAGLES BITTTCHH.
Niner's Bitch by NotAnEaglesBitch March 9, 2009
Fuck Bitch's, Get Money
Fuck Bitch's, Get Money otherwise known as F.B.G.M, is the number one rule for males that has been passed down since men have been around. First introduced by Ben Franklin who, after years of research began to express his beliefs about " Disregarding Females and Acquiring Currency." In an attempt to spread his message to the soon to be free Americans, he was mercilessly shot down by certain pussies in the continental congress who in turn were never mentioned again. However backed by Thomas Jefferson ( who we all know was the champ of F.B.G.M as demonstrated by all his chocolate fever) and many other Men they continued to profess their admiration for those four words. Through secret societies and subliminal messaging through out time they were able to pass on they're wisdom to allow men to survive this crazy world.
F.B.G.M is used in events such as when a fellow man is having women problems, confused about life, incredible angry or anything else in those category. It helps them remember mans ultimate goal in life: Fucking Bitchs and Getting Money.
F.B.G.M is used in events such as when a fellow man is having women problems, confused about life, incredible angry or anything else in those category. It helps them remember mans ultimate goal in life: Fucking Bitchs and Getting Money.
Dude forget her. Fuck Bitch's, Get Money
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Yo whats the gameplan tonight
F.B.G.M
Can't go wrong with that
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Yo whats the gameplan tonight
F.B.G.M
Can't go wrong with that
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Fuck Bitch's, Get Money by 4THEWU January 15, 2011
Someone's Bitch
I'd always drive them to work when they needed a ride because they're not just Someone's Bitch, they're my bitch.
Someone's Bitch by UrbanTomato September 13, 2020