bigsmacked

the act of realizing that the burger you just ordered from McDonald's or any fast food resturant looks absolutely nothing like it did in a commercial advertising the product.

Bob- Dude, my Big Mac looks digusting!

Joe- HAHA! You just got bigsmacked!

by TheRedWalrus October 25, 2010

Usabahu bismak allahu

When you make students memorize a long poem in another language, especially Arabic

Usabahu bismak allahu wa leisa siuaka akhshahu
aalm anna li qadaran salqahu salqahu
wa almtu fi sighari ban arubati ma naseati wa unwani
noghani beinana:
"bilaad ala'rab autaani wa kul al a'rab akhuani..."

by Meditation club with Jonathan October 15, 2019

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

The Bismarck

Big ship with big swastika

The Bismarck in motion king of the ocean

by The real sabaton September 8, 2020

Bombing the Bismark

To drop dirty bombs on a imaginary ship in the toilet bowl.
To defecate.

"This Crohn's is murder, I've had to bomb the Bismark 3 times this morning."
or
Tim: "Where are you going Tom?"
Tom: "Bombing the Bismark, that bran has gone right through me!"

by V3gas4ce September 2, 2009

Bismarck

1. A large impressive penis always ready for action.

2. A massive German battleship in World War II.

1. "His dick is a fucking Bismarck."

by Knyte Writer February 18, 2007

Bismark

1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis

1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005