eat the biscut

like a jerk circle, but with a buiscut, cookie, doughnut, ect. in the middle. the object is not to be the last one to hit the object with your jiz or you have to eat the object.

"damn i feel so sorry for ted, he lost twice in a row"

by dainbramage February 26, 2004

Sea Biscut

The act of farting while wearing a wetsuit. The fartbubble travels up the suit and expels through the collar making a fart like noise.

Dude! That hot blonde just ripped a hotdog flavored sea biscut.

by Crass October 12, 2004

Ding Biscut

Someone who is just barely able to function in society. This person usually forgets things, leaves things behind, loses things, often misplaces his/her children, runs into stationary objects, forgets where the car is parked, can't follow directions worth a shit, finds books without pictures to be too much work, uses the words "um", "totally" and "like" to excess, cries to get out of trouble and has that rare talent of being able to burn water.

Guy #1" Jesus Christ she is a ding biscut!

Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.

by two lips April 20, 2010

Shit Biscut

When you feel like using an original line--- shit biscut. Shit (fecal matter) and Biscut (fecal matter)

"Awww Shit Biscut! I lost my 50$"

by dubtowndancer March 30, 2007

Titty Biscut

Someone who is an asshole.

Man: Dude Jack is a titty biscut
Man 2: I know right

by funu555 September 27, 2014

Spooge Biscut

1) A dried clump of semen.
2) A plump ass you want to cum all over

1) That bitch has a spooge biscut stuck in her hair!
2) Did you see the spooge biscut on that waitress?

by Unkle D April 16, 2011

air biscut

A special case of ninja-ass-gas - stealthy if you will - in which the gynacologist/unlucky bastard giving a woman an "inspection" gets farted on while up close and personal.

1) While getting a routine checkup.. Danae handed out free air biscuts to poor Dr.Rumple.
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE

by Twatatious Jill July 29, 2006