Bisectional Glutophilia

The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek)

Not to be confused with the love of gluten.

She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
It's hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool

by daCheminist April 17, 2017

directional moron

someone who is bad with directions.

Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.

by Susurrus Waking May 1, 2022

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

bisectional

have the ability to sing to sections in a choir

The bisectional singer sang both bass and soprano

by Justin April 27, 2004

directionally challenged

Elisa Garcia Mead

Elisa went the wrong way when going home, you could say she's directionally challenged

by spellingiskey June 10, 2018

Directional

The way a moron describes an automobile's turn-signal/blinker.

Q: Hey aren't you about to take a right? You better put on your directional!

A: Directional, what the fuck is that? Are you trying to describe my blinker? Man you are a dumb piece of shit.

by tboneski October 28, 2014

Bisectional

Navigating the same air space with two charts.

Robert: I'm going to go buy two charts for my flight to Las Vegas.
Maverick: Oh, you're bisectional?
Robert: Don't judge me, man!

by Air Pirates October 20, 2010