Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.

by Sazuri May 15, 2018

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Cupcake Birthday

Noun: The day to celebrate one's half birthday. If on your birthday you receive cake, on your half birthday you should receive a cupcake.

Person One: Today my son turns 2-1/2 years old.
Peron Two: Yay that's his Cupcake Birthday!

by guysm1ley November 29, 2020

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European Birth Control

Synonym for anal intercourse.

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!

by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008

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Someone who acts needy & entitled on their birthday. Has to have his or her way exactly. Has an inflated sense of self-importance. And acts offended if his or her wild, out-of-proportion birthday expectations are not met.

Katie: I'm getting a new car, staying at a condo this weekend, and dining at the finest restaurants all weekend for my BIRTHDAY!

Philip: Stop being such a birthday diva

by feetwasher June 15, 2010

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Birthday insomnia

Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.

I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.

by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017

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