Binoculate

The act of ejaculating whilst looking through binoculars.

I was watching your mom change with my binoculars and I totally binoculated in my jeans.

by Teflarcondom February 8, 2012

binocular

Heard in reggae, used in a threatening way: "We have you under heavy binocular..." meaning "we have you under surveillance." Also pronounced in a very different way, bi-nock-you-LAR.

"Man, that same van pulls up and parks across the street every day. I think they have us under heavy binocular."

by Numb-A-Sys December 6, 2013

Binocle

When you only have one half of a pair of binoculars and you use it anyway. Whether that is to stalk your ex, or doing some leisurely bird watching. Sometimes, you only read need a binocle.

I caught him looking at me with his binocle.

by Camera Face March 18, 2019

Binocular Birth

When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time

My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.

by Horse Peener May 5, 2022

binoclard

A person with nerd glasses.

Hey look! Here comes the "BINOCLARD!"

by Sosku10 August 2, 2023

The Binoculars

Famous building in Los Angeles, California, specifically the Chiarat-Day Building, shaped to resemble a pair of binoculars. No kidding, this actually does exist!

Fred, let's take a shortcut around The Binoculars, and then we'll go to the Strip.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Cyber Binoculars

An online device that allows you to get a closer look at someone without them knowing about it. The ultimate people watching device. Examples: Facebook, Twitter....

Chick: "My ex is an asshole but I cant help it...I have to bust out my cyber binoculars and stalk his Facebook page!"

by JustinDeever October 4, 2010