Briggsy's Art Police

Otherwise known as Briggsy's Gay Mafia. A bunch of pretentious artists who punish the non-arty. They march through cities and verbally abuse anyone who dares to walk past an art gallery without going in and jizzing their pants in artistic excitement. Briggsy's Art Police is made up of all the artists who have been anally pleasured by Briggsy and who worship the dwarf as their god.

Better not walk past Tate Modern without going in. Briggsy's Art Police will be patrolling and I don't fancy being harangued by a gaggle of mincing queers.

by Colin Cummerbund September 18, 2006

Briggsy monger

An artist who sells his wares in markets in the manner of an East End costermonger. He sets up his stall at dawn and adopts a cockney accent. His sad attempt to fit in with the common people is often seen through and he then becomes the victim of a thorough beating.

Look at that little cunt with the paintings!

Yeah, he's a Briggsy monger for sure. Let's pummel the little fucker.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006

Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.

Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Cerebral Briggsy

A disease that severely affects the brain causing the sufferer to be devoid of common sense, reality and render them completely useless at everything

Did you know there is only one confirmed case of Cerebral Briggsy in existence today?

by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008

Briggsy'll Fix It

A short-lived 1990s television programme based on Jim'll Fix It in which gay art icon Briggsy made the dreams of homosexuals come true. One classic episode featured Briggsy riding a greased pig through Liverpool before masturbating into the River Mersey whilst singing "I am what I am"

Homosexual 1: I really want to be gang-buggered by a colony of baboons.

Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland November 27, 2006

Briggsy Lava Tramp

The tramp's snail trail glistens like aurora borealis so therefore lights up the night sky from his cardboard box haven. This cheap method of boho lighting has been used at various gay parties throughout soho and the west end, not forgetting clapham.

Is that the illuminations you mentioned? no way son, thats just another briggsy lava tramp.

by Dwarfed mongrel November 10, 2008

Liggy Biggy

When something is mentioned which is pretty cool yet uninteresting all at once. Often used as an answer when one fails to come up with anything better. Basically, When something is mildly epic.

Chad: Hey man, did you smash last night?

Gilbert: Nah. We ended up just playing smash bros till 1 am.

Chad: Oh, that’s pretty liggy biggy

by LiggyUrbanator August 20, 2019