biffy nonce

A peadophile who is also very stupid

Chrissie: so Will, how was work today?

Will: it was alright, we arrested a peado who wasn’t just into kids, but was dead stupid too

Chrissie: ah, you caught yourself a biffy nonce

by Chilly1998 May 11, 2020

Biffy Clyro

A joint, reefa or simply a spliff.

Harvey: yo man i'm whitenered, i dont think i can smoke any more.

Ash: dude, we still have one more biffy clyro.

by the unknown character. August 21, 2014

stig ol' biffy

another way to say "big old stiffy". Funnier said with a southern drawl. It follows the same format as tig ass bitties.

Dave was walking around the other day with stig ol' biffy.

by EvanHasMachines October 31, 2011

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza

An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.

Dave - Bend over
Alan - Wait a minute let me find my Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza Album

by AnonymousTrevor November 14, 2018

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.

Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.

by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018

you can bet your biffy

Slang: "You bet your ass."

Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"

by terra esoteric December 24, 2009

Biffy

Bif-fy
/'bifē/
noun (informal-north american)
a toilet or outhouse

"a little path leads from the back door of the house to the biffy"

by . . December 1, 2018