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On Beyonces' Surfboard

Another way of saying someone is completely hammered drunk, struggling to walk, speak, and it making completely no sense when they talk.

Typically used the morning after the party is over.
Ronald: "You were completely drunk last night."

Zach: "I wasn't that drunk!"

Ronald: "You were on Beyonces' surfboard!"
by RandZIdeas July 7, 2014
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botches

A girl thats a boss and a bitch.
Look at that girl , she's so ugly,Were such botches!
by Trishy poo November 21, 2006
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Bytches

Bytches is what you referr to women as when you're too high and lazy to depress your pallet enough to make a proper short "i" sound.
"Hee man Im so high right nyurr!"

"I know man -yts like... eeyansane man!"

"Hee man, are you seeyan what I'm seeyan?"

"Yee mane those are some FIIIINE ass bytches"
by Triented January 5, 2012
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Beyotch

1 your a beyotch

2 it's beotch dumb shit
1 oh what ever!
by Itsspelledbeotch December 30, 2012
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betches

aka bitches.

its for the pansy girls who dont curse so it makes them feel bad action writing or saying this instead
she: i would so own those betches
by Amy Abbott February 10, 2008
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Beotché

An extension of beotch, i.e., one who possesses Beyonce-like diva tendancies.
What's with the attitude today? You're acting like a total beotché.
by P-Hizzle McSchnizzle July 21, 2011
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Bestchester

Bestchester means business
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