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Berted

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
by ShanHasan May 13, 2009
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Berfer

Someone who constantly loses in college pick-em to folks of a lesser skill set. This person constantly pulls out defeat from the jaws of victory.
Although Bourbon Street should have beaten Your Hero to a pulp in college pick-em, he pulled a Berfer and lost...thus earning the name Bourbon Street Berfer.
by Supreme High One December 13, 2009
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Berted

When posting an embarrasing picture of friends with Bert (photoshopped) on social networks. Getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.
You got berted.
Omg, she SO got berted on facebook!
by theBerter December 16, 2010
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Beefed

When you feel like you are stoned but you haven't done any drugs.
"Yo I feel beefed as shit, Foo"
by Caleburritoman May 24, 2019
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Beefed up

Depending on your sexual preference, it is the act of fucking a woman or man with a very stiff penis in the vagina and/or asshole.
I think I'm going to check that hot chick out tonight. She's going to get beefed up. I'm going to give her the potato cock!
by JoeyBomm June 1, 2020
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borfed

Throwing up while making a mistake, particularly an embarrassing one.
I was trying to tie my shoes after that party last night, but when I tried to pull the knot tight, I borfed.
by JDSweet February 26, 2011
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Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down
Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!
by Overagekid November 12, 2009
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