Green Beret 

a hat...usually worn by US army special forces

Stop calling me a green beret...I'm not a hat.

Green Beret by abc March 19, 2005

raspberry beret 

A mentrating woman's equivilent to a mushroom stamping, in which she drops trou' and rubs her bloody cooch on a bald mans head, or a full haied mans forehead, thus endowing him with a thin red, yet jauntily worn raspberry chapeaux.

I passed out early on in the party and that bitch Sally Rottenkrotch squatted over me on the couch and gave me a Raspberry Beret

raspberry beret by Tang Tickler December 3, 2009

Raspberry Beret 

The commission of a bare-assed fart on a bald man's head. (hence the "raspberry" sound.) This act can be of the sexual fetish or horrible college prank nature.

Nick was being such a douche at Jills party last night that we held him down and Tom gave him a Raspberry Beret. We laughed till we puked.

Raspberry Beret by Axl VanJovi November 24, 2011

French Beret

The act of shitting onto your lover's head.

"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."

French Beret by word slicer November 15, 2020

italian beret 

When a grown Italian man teabags the back of a child's head at a middle school baseball game. Always initiated from the seat directly behind, left leg propped up on the back of the child's chair. For a propped right leg see Italian Sombrero.

Hey, Delia, did you see that sweet Italian Sombrero at the game last night? Dude, that was me and it was totally an Italian Beret .

italian beret by FetusFracas November 15, 2015

rasberry beret 

jacking off so hard it turns your dick helmet deep red causing it to look like a raspberry.

"Dude, I went all European last night, It hurt so bad my rasberry Beret almost fell off!"

"But, I gave her a good eye shot!"

rasberry beret by Fran Langley February 5, 2008

Green Beret 

A member of the Royal Marines, who specialise in amphibious operations.

Only after passing out at Lympstone can you EARN your green beret.

Green Beret by Champers May 9, 2005