bert mccracken

basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. He's amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot shit.

he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot

by your favorite mistake April 29, 2005

Berta

She's outgoing and funny. People always tend to underestimate her, but that's just because she's amazing. When it comes to boys, she plays it real. No she isn't a slut, but instead is a prize. She's always there when you need her.

Her smile brightens up anyone's day. She's loud but can be quiet and shy when needed. She'd make an awesome girlfriend, but she doesn't play games. Her eyes tell the whole story.

Guy 1: Bro who's that?

Guy 2: that's berta.

Guy 3: Damn . says it all .

by therealme19 June 18, 2012

Beartender

A man with a stocky or heavyset build who is also a bartender. Can be hairy or hairless and can be of any age.

"The beartender at Zuppa totally has a crush on you! He comp’d half of your drinks."

by ItWasntMe January 2, 2008

Beartrapping

When person A slaps person B's huge ass, but person B grabs person A's hand and arm with their ass cheeks.

I went to slap his ass, but then he ended up beartrapping me! That bastard!

by Simphd June 23, 2020

Big BERT

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

by King Kolamc May 30, 2021

Bert

the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."

by DogsAndDolphins May 18, 2014

Beotchiful

A word describing a bitch to be beautiful. It may be used as a compliment from friends, or as an insult. It is basically formed between the two words bitch and beautiful.

Situation #1
Best friend Saying to her best friend: You look so Beotchiful in that dress! Spicy!

Situation #2
Girl: Ew, look at that girl with her short skirt. She thinks she sooo beotchiful.

by The Shikk March 8, 2009