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arse bellows

A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.
So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!
by arc123 April 1, 2011
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belltower

verb.

when wearing lose fitting boxers, freeballing or nude and standing with legs akimbo, a guy "belltowers" his scrotum hitting the inside of both thighs like a pendulum or a bell tower.

This can also be done front to back.

belltowering, belltowered etc.
Drew came came over to my house, dropped his drawers, and demonstrated his belltower prowess to everyone.
by TurboTension September 21, 2006
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bellowstick

Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREE BRANCH
Tree branch: No, I'm a bellowstick
Bob: oh, sorry
by Niggadicks April 28, 2006
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Belltown

Belltown is basically the heart of Stamford CT. (Geographically of course.) But other than being the legit center of the town its a pretty chill place full of green trees and grass surrounded by (generally) upper middle class high schoolers and their families. Kids from this district always go to Stamford High or Dolan. Westhill aint got shit on us. But basically the people chillin in Belltown always hit up Belltown Park on weekend nights, its the local baseball field/basketball court which some of us refer to as L-Town. Thats where we hop out the whip and walk over to the court sit down a blaze L's all night.

Probably the best and most popular spot in Belltown is the Newfield Green. The local shopping center that has a 24/7 CVS Pharmacy located inside it. Along with a huge parking lot. Its pretty common youll see SHS kids chillin around their cars talking to one another or just gettin hammered. If your lucky enough to drive by on one of these nights it can be quite an amusing site. Especially when they stumble inside CVS not sure of what they want to eat to slake (Mr. Kelley word +2) their Munchie cravings.

All we drink is Coors Light, Bud Light, or Budweiser.
Belltown is definately the chillest spot in stamford.

No doubt bro, no doubt.
by Orange Shark Hat December 28, 2010
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The Bellows

The act of placing two hands,palm to palm,inside an orifice,usually an anus or vagina,then pulling hands apart-while keeping fingertips touching.This motion when performed correctly,mimics the action of bellows being used on a fireplace.
I gave her the bellows for a treat last night.Being that she loves all forms of sexual humiliation,she asked for the bellows, and I obliged.
by Barsinister September 4, 2006
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Bellow

the noise an angry viking warrior makes; also the way lumberjacks speak
The viking warrior bellowed at his army to attack.
by Kaity Renn October 17, 2008
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english bellows

A cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants.

While often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven.
"Don't move, I just stoked the fire and I don't want to give you the english bellows."
by Lord_Flatulence October 27, 2009
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