Bretting a joke

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.

Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)

by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

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Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

by Dli March 19, 2014

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bevetating

drinking many many beverages (Booze r Beer r both) among friends while chillin, eventually spilling into a drunken state

Bro1 to Bro2: Whatz up with you man?
Bro2 to Bro1: I'm bevetating...and your not, so best start sluggin some brews...that is if you're man enough.

by Czarbo November 13, 2007

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From the Plan B song 'Where ya from'. The implied definition is that to "blot weed" is to smoke it. Derived from East London slang - namely Leytonstone.

Possibly in use at Tom Hood comprehensive school. In 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 A - C grades at GCSE.

Plan B (Ben)'s account of his walk to work:

I'm walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
Past the shotters blotting weed
Clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a D,
'Cause this is everyday life.

by Homeski June 15, 2009

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the process of getting blotto (being fuckin smashed due to intoxication)

"are you going out tonight brah?"
"yeah, we're going blotting up smithys first, you coming?"
"yes bro, i love blotting in smithys, belinda loves me see"
"umm...ok...see u there"

by hasshole November 16, 2009

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