Beavis and Butthead

Most hillarious cartoons ever. A cartoon for (mostly) metal fans where they can live out maximum stupidity. A few episodes can give you more laughs than an entire season of whatever...

I watched only like 3 episodes of Beavis and Butthead but I laughed at it more than an entire season of South Park.

by mrconfusion87 June 23, 2004

beavis and butthead

Best cartoon ever. it proved complete and utter morons could be role models. Then the ultimate evil,MTV, took it off air. at least we still have King of the Hill...

MTV is full of bastard sellouts.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

beevas

A hefty duke that stretches your asshole

Bruh I just dropped the biggest beevas known to man

by Leanah’s tits May 29, 2019

Beetis Bowl

When all the sugar sinks down in the last bowl of cereal

Oh shit my parents need to get a new bag of cereal, we're down to the Beetis Bowl

by 56t34tyherohrfs7 May 28, 2021

Beavis'd

To mishandle a situation,or royally screw something up.

Damn, that guy really Beavis'd that up. He sure Beavis'd this time.

by mobiletaco October 1, 2014

Beavis and Butthead

The Most Funnyest cartoon ever made! those damn mtv guys had to take it off tha air those arse holes! but dam beavis and butthead are funny i laugh at every episode!!

(beavis and butthead are taking a tour at the hoover dam) Beavis: (raises hand ) umm is this a god dam? (heh heh heh)

by ¢¼Tommy Lee¢¼ June 21, 2006

Beetising Off

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011