Beerus

Beerus is a God of Destruction in the Dragon Ball series. His main job is literally blowing up planets. He had a dream that he would fight someone called a Super Saiyan God. After a few shenanigans Goku turnes into a SsjG and they fight over the fate of the Earth. He won which means that the Earth will be destroyed. He won the fight but before he could he fell asleep due to him being exhausted. He later wants his master Whis to train Goku and Vegeta to be able to fight against him better later on because he's bored and has nothing else to do. Later on it is shown that Goku has a method to beat him using the power up Kaiōken on top of the transformation Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan(Basically Super Saiyan God mastered)

Fam, Beerus can fuck yo ass up!

by A guy with a bad username June 7, 2016

beetis

Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"

If you have the beetis, call Liberty.

by Sweepz October 7, 2006

the beets

that band from the Doug show, remember? They did "I need more allowance" and "Killer Tofu"

dude, i remember The Beets.

by Lando July 12, 2003

The Beets

The best band ever to spring fully formed from a cartoon. More famous songs include "Killer Tofu", "I need more allowance" and "Shout your gums out".

loser: "Damnit man! I tried to get tickets for The Beets, but they were all sold out!"
loyal fan: "You are a fool."

by killerqueen May 3, 2005

Beetis Bowl

When all the sugar sinks down in the last bowl of cereal

Oh shit my parents need to get a new bag of cereal, we're down to the Beetis Bowl

by 56t34tyherohrfs7 May 28, 2021

Love Beets

The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.

Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Beetising Off

Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.

Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.

by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011