Hercules Beetle

An absolutely ALL POWERFUL beetle that has crab like pincers has a head.

It's said that Hercules Beetle the Inkt Bug came down from heaven to bless this
race of beetle with coolness beyond comprehension.

Dude the hercules beetles are fighting holy shit dude.

by Hercules Beetle#9123 February 23, 2021

mo'fo' beetleroach

An evil insect infiltrator of the most digusting variety. Known to crave the dregs of stale beer, it will lay its eggs in your mouth when you sleep. Thus, if it flys at your face, you know it's feeling frisky.

1."Dude, you need to brush your teeth. It looks like someone laid a mo'fo beetleroach in your throat."

2. "In the span of the last 4 hours, I've caught a huge mo'fo' beetleroach (in my mouth), killed at least 12 small insects, and collected a gigantic grasshopper that decided to roast itself on my ceiling fan's light."

by beetleroach April 5, 2010

Giant Ambush Beetle

When something truly horrifying happens out of the blue, completely destroys you and wrecks your image. The only way a Ambush Beetle can be stopped is with a well timed INCINERATE (!), which in turn can be countered by a Mark of Asylum.

*Giant Ambush Beetle crawls out of drain*

Jake: OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD, GIANT AMBUSH BEEETLE!
Chris: ... SHIT!
Jake: FUCKFUCKFUCK!
Chris: Right, let's just pray it doesn't have a Mark of Asylum :(

by Megan Fox! June 21, 2009

Beetle Adventure Racing

One of the best racing games for the Nintendo 64. Sure, the system didn't have many good ones, but this would have been good on any console. You race around with the new Beetle model on kickass racetracks. So many shortcuts to take, and tons of glitches to mess around with such as spinning your car out of Mount Mayhem. Multiplayer was good too.

Now that I have the Police Beetle, I can stop the AI cars and smash them when I hit them. The Alien Beetle looks the coolest though. Damn, Beetle Adventure Racing is so rad.

by etaN retsaM March 28, 2008

Beetlebum

Cockney for "Needle-in-the-arm" ... heroin use ...

You beetlebum
Just get numb
Now what you've done
Beetlebum

by IronFibre June 25, 2017

Beetleach

1. A Beetle and a Leach combined!
2. Another expression for beeatch or bitch! Used affectionately like you would give a nickname to your pet beetle.

Sarah: "You look so pretty and I love you"
Lauren: "Thanks beetleach! You're the best."

by lilrachel333 October 10, 2009

Beetle

A small German-designed car that is a distant cousin to the Porsche. When VW began importing to the United States at the end of the 50's the Beetle was the ONLY true economy car on the market.
Commonly associated with the Hippies that drove them during the 1960's. The engine is an air-cooled opposed four (generating some cooling/ interior heating issues that can usually be overcome with a good aftermarket fan.)
It's simple design makes it an easy car to modify. (Many Dune Buggys, and kit cars are built on the Beetle Chassis.)
It's unique body design and chirping exaust note make the VW Beetle one of the most distinctive cars of the 20th Century.

Fun Facts: Translated from German VolksWagen literally means "People's Car." VW was actually comissioned by Adolf Hitler, causing some to refer to the car as "Hitler's Revenge."
Despite the fact that the origional Beetle has long been out of production in the USA, it is still possible to buy a brand new Beetle of the original body style in Mexico.
Has one of the longest production runs of any vehicle model EVER, possibly barring the Chevy Suburban.
The record for most miles driven on a Gas powered car is held by a Volkswagen Beetle. 1,000,000 on only two engines.

My aunt's sister has had that same blue '74 Super Beetle for as long as I can remeber. it still sounds as good as ever

by Talen the Twitchy January 4, 2005